At first, Nintendo was a cool guy.
Then the 3DS came along, and Nintendo was a SUPER cool guy.
Then Nintendo gave us "early adopters" the finger by lowering the price $80.
Then Nintendo tried to make it up by giving us ports of games from the 1990's.
Then, Nintendo took it's leaders and flipped up the bird by giving out AMAZING new colors.
Then, Nintendo just took EVERYBODY IN THE DARN COMPANY and FLIPPED ALL ITS EARLY ADOPTERS OFF FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES, HAUNTING OUT MINDS EVERY LIVING SECOND OF THE DAY.
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